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Right, starting tomorrow, I'm not drinking, or eating pizza, and i'm going to exercise ... I'll finish off these 4 beers then thats it
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About Me
Call for entries
A call for entries for those who's sporting prowess is stifled by a distinct lack of ability, coordination, or motivation, and like me are vicariously living through various sports heroes across the globe - internationals like Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Lewis Hamilton or Aussies like Adam Scott, Mark Webber, Stuart Appleby, Harry Kewell.
Email me or add comments in the entries to pass on your own crap attempt at a. fitness and b. glory on the sporting field. You can even become a 'Follower' of this blog in the next panel below.
Unite my incompetent, pitied brothers. Show your wives you CAN actually make a whole day out of something sporty (not watching, doing).
Email me or add comments in the entries to pass on your own crap attempt at a. fitness and b. glory on the sporting field. You can even become a 'Follower' of this blog in the next panel below.
Unite my incompetent, pitied brothers. Show your wives you CAN actually make a whole day out of something sporty (not watching, doing).
Come on and join me in the unachievable dream
Laugh at these High Achieving Healthy Bastards
- Adam Scott - Wooden, but still want to be him
- Body By Jake - Remember him?
- Cadel for 08 TDF
- Hulk Hogan could crush anything ... even his bottle of fake tan
- Lance Armstrong - cocky but backs it up
- Livestrong - a whole community of healthy pricks, mostly Americans - love Lance though
- Mr T - you can be Hannibal, I'll be B A Baracus
- Roger Federer - the Swiss are cool, I cant knock him
- Tiger Woods - $80m prizemoney, 14 majors ... hater
Other suffering fools
Ways to avoid exercise
- Biggest Loser - watch people bigger than you lose weight, and still weigh 20 kilos more than you
- Cadbury - childish, but still good
- Fosters Group - makes money from misery disguised as pleasure
- Foxtel ... presume you have it
- I'm too busy intellectualising to exercise
- If Ian Dowie can make a career in sport, you're not far off surely
- James Manson, Pies - surely anyone could play in those dark days if he was at full forward
- Just say you've got a good book to read ... and its very long
- Me watch mentos in coke ... me like explosion
- Mensa - exercise the brain instead
- Top Gear - ambitious but rubbish
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